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Title: What Not To Wear
Pairing: Karl/OFC
Rating: PG-13
Length: 775
Summary: Sort of a stretch of the definition of Wardrobe Mistress, but it's Karl and boxer briefs and I don't think anyone will complain. ;-)
Notes: Written for ohownovel 's prompt "Karl/Wardrobe Mistress, What Not To Wear" from the Couch Potato Twist Comment!Fic Fest .

( What Not To Wear )

( ohownovel, this is for you bb!)

YES, IT'S ANOTHER WARDROBE MISTRESS FIC. (Am I going to hell for these? Do I even care?)

( don't want it Baudelaire, just glitter lust )

IDK. Except somehow the "I don't want to do laundry tonight" plan from last night turned into "Better shave my legs so I can wear that dress, the last damn thing in my closet I feel like wearing, and oh better get up early to do that!" This craziness brought to you by random Congressionally-ordered changes to the clock and my crazy cat. TYFYT.

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Yes, I did it again. I wrote comment pr0n. At Sinfest V3 - Lessons Learned

General Disclaimers: Lies, Lies, Dirty Lies. I own nothing, nada, nichts, nitchevo.

Pairing: Karl/OFC
Rating: R
Prompt: Karl in suspenders, tight-ish jeans, and a white wifebeater

( The Wardrobe Mistress Always Wins )